A Sign Language Interpreter is a Super Hero, who….
- Can listen, think and sign at the same time.
- Can remember everything that was said or done for the last hour or two.
- Can hear everything, even whispers.
- Knows every word in the English language.
- Knows every sign possible in ASL, SEE, and PSE.
- Can sign ASL, SEE, and PSE at the same time.
- Can fix any and every language problem.
- Never misunderstands anybody at anytime.
- Always wears the perfect color clothing.
- Never has his/her own opinions.
- Knows the correct spelling of every person’s name.
- Can sign every person’s sign name correctly, even if they have not met.
- Has memorized all encyclopedias and the Internet.
- Never has a bad day (but always carries medicine).
- Never complains about any problems.
- Can see things happening behind him/her.
- Always tells people where he/she is going, even when going to the restroom.
- Reads minds of pastors, music leaders, doctors, family members, and Deaf people.
- Never makes any mistakes.
If you are a sign language interpreter in church, you may not believe anything on this list, but don’t tell anyone (just kidding)! They think you are a super-hero.
